UPSIDE DOWN

Sure, why not. After shitting blood for a week, 2 days ago i started throwing up blood. So now my eyes are officially the only orifices that i haven't bled from. And who knows, coughing up and sneezing blood doesn't get you anywhere, but bloody tears...That shit might get you put on display in a church somewhere in Mexico next to the taco shaped like Jesus.

No but seriously this does really suck. The doctor says it's probably from the painkillers they gave me, those apparently fuck up your stomach. I think it also might have something to do with the fact that i went to a Gutter Twins show 4 days after the surgery....and got shitfaced. But It was totally worth it! Ow and a special thanks to Roger the bouncer who was kind enough to drive us back after the gig. That was so awesome of you!

Now it's just a matter of using my wolverine like super-regenerating accelerated healing powers to keep it together long enough for my trip to Greece. Only 3 more days!!!

NERO

HELLOOOO!

I'm back. Well most of me is...Lately I've been loosing more and more parts of what I used to be. I don't think I'll ever be whole again...

Gold star for the first person that can guess what this is:

This little good for nothing son of a bitch may look like your average rotten banana but it's not. This is what used to be my appendix.
Last week me and my appendix had a little disagreement in which the bastard literally tried to kill me. So after 12 hours of pain and drama we went our separate ways.
Breaking up is never easy and it will take a long time for me to heal. But I sleep better at night knowing this will never happen again and that he is out of my life for good.

NERO

HOLY SHIT....AGAIN?!

I was just in Austria last week and I had a conversation there about how safe and peaceful it is in Austria with the exception of some kids getting locked up in basements every now and then. We where talking about Natasha Kampush and Stockholm syndrome and then this shit happens.

24 motherfucking years underground! Can you believe that?!?!

The wife is obviously lying about not knowing, and I'm not joking or being funny, but thinking about the practical things like the washing machine, the bathtub and the toilet. Who installed those things in the basement. And the guy must either be really lucky or be a plumber because there's no such thing as 24 'pipe-problem free' years. And the garbage...and the ventilation...and the entrance is really small, so how did he get all that stuff inside.

But mostly it makes me wonder, how many children are locked up in basements all over the world right this very moment...