SO JEALOUS

I have a million things to do right now, and when I feel pressured I usually shut down and really don't do anything anymore. Normally I deal with stress by drinking, eating, sleeping, plucking my eyebrows and a little drugs. But I guess now blogging is on that list too.

Anyways, I was in the store today to buy carpet and I couldn't decide whether to get Ivory or Flamingo pink. So I got home and started googling flamingo(...I had a million thing to do remember?). And my god, aren't those birds awesome?!





















Just look at them! The more you look at them the more you start to believe they're fake.

Nature rocks man!

NERO

THE DEAL IS OFF!!!

When I heard we were getting Michelle Rodriguez, I got really exited. I mean she is hot and definitely on my to do-list.

But then I found we had to give up this:



And here's our answer: NO! WHAT ARE WE, STUPID?!? NO!!! NO FUCKING WAY!!! I MEAN LOOK AT HIM!!!:























Seriously, if you want Wentworth Miller we won't settle for anything less than Scarlett Johansson! And even then....are you kidding me?! MOTHERFUCKER GRADUATED FROM PRINCETON!!!





















So what do you think, did we get ripped off?

No honestly, people can do whatever and whoever they want....I just wished they would do me before they did.

NERO

Okay, so maybe just one more....

Fuck that, I'll do as much as I want!!

WHY THE HELL NOT?

NAME:NERO
AGE:21
SEX:Yes please.
ETHNICITY:Eurasian
PLACE OF BIRTH:The Permanent States of 1973
HEIGHT:5 ft 8.5
WEIGHT:I'll never tell
OCCUPATION:Don't ask
RELIGION:None
PETS:One cat & Jacques Martini
CHILDREN:I don't want to have kids (and luckily I don't have them)
ALCOHOL:I'm on a 12 step program.
SMOKING:Yes, a pack a day. I already have asthma (I'm not even joking here)
HOBBIES:Listening to music, dancing, enjoying a nice glass of wine and long walks on the beach.
LOOKING FOR:Anyone. Male, female, black, white, tall, short, skinny or fat. Basically I don't give a rats ass what you look like, as long as you're a rocket scientist. So if you have an IQ of at least a 150 and a TOE, are familiar with general relativity and quantum mechanics, don't hesitate to send me a e-mail.
Medical degree = bonus points. The same goes for the ability to play an instrument...any instrument...or if you just look good holding a guitar that's fine. Although it would be perfect if you where this guy:


Hawking, baby. Please give me a call, I swear to god it'll be worth it. You can ask anyone, old people dig me! I love cleaning and ironing, really I'm the perfect housewife! Plus I have perky breasts!

NERO

Edit-Just in case you where wondering, I'll ad a photo of me and my friend:

I'm the one on the left holding the skull next my friend NixX

IT'S ALL ABOUT CODE 46

So as an attempt to make us all forget about those 2 hours of crazy called It's all about love i'll post about Code 46. This sf film really is all about love and one of my favorite movies ever. It actually made me cry a bit...okay, okay I was bawling like a palestinian widow. But trust me, it's really really good. Why?

Here's why:

FreakPower-Song #6




Here's another reason:

Awesome dialogue:

Maria: You have a kid?
William:-Yes.
Maria: Chico or chica?
William:-Chico. Jim, his name is Jim.
Maria: I bet he's very special.
William:-He is special.
Maria: Everybody's children are so special, it makes you wonder where all the ordinary grownups come from.


And here's an even better reason:

The Free Association- Dreaming on a train



I saw this film when I was in Japan and was so moved by the music that I went out and got the CD right away. And seriously, it's the best soundtrack to have when your staying in a country like Japan. So when you're heading off for Tokyo forget your camera, toothbrush and stuff like that. Just turn your underwear inside out and listen to Code 46.

Ow, and there's also an awesome cameo apperance from this guy!

NERO

Ta-Dah

So...the first ever post. When we started this I really for once didn't have anything to bitch about, well that all changed pretty fucking fast. It's now 9.30 in the morning and I have been hating html for 9 hours straight. I hate it and it's just stupid and every 5 minutes my ADD starts kicking in and I start doing something else and i already hate this blog and I hate html. But i did come across the perfect match for NixX, who has been sleeping all night. Naked!

Nero

I While I was up all night NixX was sleeping just like this.